A parody of 'Drop of Jupiter' by Train about being Lutheran.

Lyrics.

V1:
Now your back at ALC, 2nd year of SPT yeah—yeah.
You never thought that you would last, hiding at the back of Dr Pfeiffer's class yeah—yeah.
You’re learning much more than just how to behave, Learning “is means is” and baptism saves yeah—yeah.

But tell me, did you try but you think you can,
you wanna be the best Lutheran, So you read Confession of Augsburg. all the way through the Book of Concord.
Tell me, did Luther blow your mind? Real Presence all trying to find, but you’re still looking for—looking for your confession out there?

V2.
Since the return of your pastoral placement,
You've been so humbled beyond amazement yeah—yeah.
Gettin HD's in your research essay now getting’ published by LTJ, yeah, yeah.
Learn church politics and conversations; avoid the words-“women's ordination”.

Tell me, are you triggered every single time, someone calls the Lord's Supper a sign, or its just “metaphoric”, not literal but “allegoric”

Tell me, did Adiaphora blow your mind, was it everything you wanted to find? But your still lookin for—your own confession?

Nah nah. Bridge.

Can you imagine no sola fide, Reformation Sunday, in the lectionary? In the lectionary?
Can you imagine no sola gratia, three year catechisation? The best law-Gospel, from Matt Harrison in here.

Pre-chorus (Quiet)

Tell me, will the Council of Trent survive?
When In 1545, Luther got loud and hostile, gave Rome more Law than Gospel,
Tell me, did the Papacy learn from Rome, we're Justified by faith alone? Maybe one day they'll get it, looking for their confession.

Tell me, did you think you were pretty cool, When you learned you were confessional?
Getting’ labeled by the shwämer, quoting concord articles.

Quoting Concord Articles!

2nd Bridge:

Can you imagine your graduation?
Then your ordination?

In the Church we’re livin’ in.
In the Church we’re livin’ in

Can you imagine your Station-Vocation?
(Then your—Installation).

Cos You know your Confession will always be right here—